Scene: Wedding in Chicago, I have been selected to give the DJ our table's song request
K: Hi! are you taking requests?
K: We'd like to hear B52's Love Shack
The DJ grimaces as thought I've just pulled out 3 nose hairs
K: What? Did someone already request it? Do you not have the song?
DJ: I'd rather shoot myself than play that song.
Isn't Love Shack on the wedding reception top 25 list? It's not like I asked for the Chicken Dance! It's him not me right?